- type: entity
  id: PaperWrittenPirateScribbles
  name: missing soda
  suffix: MappedPaper
  parent: Paper
  components:
  - type: Paper
    content: book-text-pirate-scribbles

- type: entity
  id: PaperWrittenFrontierFridge
  name: fridge policy
  suffix: MappedPaper
  parent: Paper
  components:
  - type: Paper
    stampState: paper_stamp-centcom
    stampedBy:
    - stampedColor: '#004200FF'
      stampedName: Central Admiralty of Frontier
      stampType: RubberStamp
    - stampedColor: '#333333FF'
      stampedName: Stamps-the-Papers
      stampType: Signature
    content: |2
      [head=1][color=#1a6295]TSF[/color][/head]

      [bold]ATTN:[/bold]
      Colonial Administration Staff

      [bold]FROM:[/bold]
      [italic]Stamps-the-Papers[/italic]
      [bold][color=darkred]Sergeant[/color][/bold], Fax and Broadcast Department
      [bold][color=green]NT-CC[/color][/bold]

      [bold]/MESSAGE/[/bold]

      We have been notified of wasteful behavior in the Colonial Administration Staff break area. Please ensure you remove your food from the fridge before the end of shift, otherwise it will be removed and composted.

      Please join us in this effort to reduce food waste.

      [bold]/END FAX/[/bold]

- type: entity
  id: PaperWrittenGriftyScript
  name: grifty's script
  suffix: MappedPaper
  parent: Paper
  components:
  - type: Paper
    content: |2
      [color=#1b67a5]█▄ █ ▀█▀    [head=3]Grifty's Script[/head]
      █ ▀█     █       Grifty's Gas and Grub

      [bold]ATTENTION STORE ASSOCIATE! FOLLOW THIS SCRIPT[/bold]

      Greeting our guests:
      "Hi there! Welcome to Grifty's! Can I interest you in our Gas n' Grub deal? Get a free box of donkpockets with every full tank of plasma!"

      For every transaction, ensure you follow the Grifty Guide! Add a 5% implied Grift Fee. Do not mention the Grift Fee.

      If the customer complains about the Grift Fee, say:
      "We here at Grifty's are committed to your grift experience. Have a nice day!"

      Do not respond to additional complaints. If the guest becomes belligerent, say:
      "I'm sorry your experience has been suboptimal. Let me get our customer service resolver to help you with your needs."

      Retrieve the Customer Service Resolver. Resolve your problem.

- type: entity
  id: PaperWrittenGriftyWindow
  name: note the the boss
  suffix: MappedPaper
  parent: PaperOffice
  components:
  - type: Paper
    content: |2
      Hey boss,

      The crack in the plasma chamber's gettin' bigger, and I'm worried about the containment unit. What happens if the glass breaks?

- type: entity
  id: PaperWrittenPartyProcedure
  name: official party preparation procedure
  parent: Paper
  components:
  - type: Paper
    stampState: paper_stamp-centcom
    stampedBy:
    - stampedColor: '#004200FF'
      stampedName: Frontier Department of Recreation
      stampType: RubberStamp
    - stampedColor: '#333333FF'
      stampedName: Plans-The-Party
      stampType: Signature
    content: |2
      [color=#1a6295]◥[bold]N[/bold]◣ [bold]Department of Recreation[/bold][/color]
      [color=#1a6295]‾‾‾‾‾‾‾‾‾‾‾‾‾‾‾‾‾‾‾‾‾‾‾‾‾‾‾‾‾‾‾‾‾‾‾‾‾‾‾‾‾‾‾[/color]
      [head=3]Official Party Preparation Procedure[/head]

      Thank you for purchasing your official, NT-approved party crate.

      The first step to any time-efficient party is preparedness. Make sure to consult a caterer or your NT Guidebook for a recipe to make a tasty cake.

      The next step is inviting guests. Make sure to find a happy medium between too few and too many people for an optimal morale boost. Be sure to fax or radio any prospective guests beforehand.

      Be sure to keep noise to a reasonable level, and do not engage in unnecessary carousing or drunkenness. Remember, hangovers are bad for both morale and profits. Find moderation in all things.

      Use the materials included to the best of your ability to entertain your guests. Ingenuity, resourcefulness, leadership and service are all critical to proper party procedure.

      Have fun! Remember to recycle all expended material upon party completion.

      [italic]Disclaimer: Nanotrasen is not responsible for any loss of profit that was caused by the purchase of this crate. Any medical costs accrued due to the use of this crate and the items it contains will not be covered for by Nanotrasen. Nanotrasen does not make any guarantees that the use of the items in this crate will result in having fun.[/italic]
